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"Gender Critical!!!!" she screamed. I looked up at the dials. Indeed, I realized with shock, the Gender Levels had reached critical mass. A meltdown was imminent. "It’s too late to seal the core," I whispered. "My god," she replied, her hands shaking, "everyone will get transgendered… everyone…"

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She coughed, suddenly, and froze.

Her hand slowly touched her throat, eyes wide as she looked at the terrified technician staring at her.

"Oh no.  It’s already starting!  Activate security protocols! Seal the Campus!"

(Source: punwitch)

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oh man the best is when a dude is like "you’re not wife material." fucking good. i want to be totalitarian dictator material; blood sucking life ruiner material; fucking bulletproof immortal drug lord material. not your fucking wife you gross asshole. 

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